diff --git a/wp-admin/credits.php b/wp-admin/credits.php
index d6e1801deb..68f7ed6cf0 100644
--- a/wp-admin/credits.php
+++ b/wp-admin/credits.php
@@ -52,7 +52,7 @@ include( ABSPATH . 'wp-admin/admin-header.php' );
 
 <h1><?php printf( __( 'Welcome to WordPress %s' ), $display_version ); ?></h1>
 
-<div class="about-text"><?php printf( __( 'Thank you for updating to the latest version! Using WordPress %s will improve your looks, personality, and web publishing experience. Okay, just the last one, but still. :)' ), $display_version ); ?></div>
+<div class="about-text"><?php printf( __( 'Thank you for updating to the latest version! WordPress %s is already making your website better, faster, and more attractive, just like you!' ), $display_version ); ?></div>
 
 <div class="wp-badge"><?php printf( __( 'Version %s' ), $display_version ); ?></div>
 
diff --git a/wp-admin/freedoms.php b/wp-admin/freedoms.php
index 1ce67bf59d..99251dcfe4 100644
--- a/wp-admin/freedoms.php
+++ b/wp-admin/freedoms.php
@@ -19,7 +19,7 @@ include( ABSPATH . 'wp-admin/admin-header.php' );
 
 <h1><?php printf( __( 'Welcome to WordPress %s' ), $display_version ); ?></h1>
 
-<div class="about-text"><?php printf( __( 'Thank you for updating to the latest version! Using WordPress %s will improve your looks, personality, and web publishing experience. Okay, just the last one, but still. :)' ), $display_version ); ?></div>
+<div class="about-text"><?php printf( __( 'Thank you for updating to the latest version! WordPress %s is already making your website better, faster, and more attractive, just like you!' ), $display_version ); ?></div>
 
 <div class="wp-badge"><?php printf( __( 'Version %s' ), $display_version ); ?></div>